One Line Humor

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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
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[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

) \9 e: l) L4 z  Q9 |" _6 ^[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
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[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
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[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8 B+ F) \* Y% I+ H[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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6 Z. X3 D3 Y# X$ j[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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0 y. X! E/ a9 G; S% N. i[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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# B7 g0 p' m. s0 h' k7 t. N[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

1 Z: s# v6 T& t8 C6 ][13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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" n- k% L' I: u- X* j: N[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

6 x1 L0 S- [7 x5 e: H# \[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

9 h4 y) d: q2 |/ S% N[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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+ L; V2 ]/ t- S' ]  V8 }5 R: Q1 [[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

- _+ ^4 A: b4 n' j9 N[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !

3 k' U* \+ g. M! e. g* B: a5 ^[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
3 e- y# N% _( m$ u9 QDr : Get married.
Man : Will it help ?
; O' o! Z2 T% Z& `& FDr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

" U/ P1 H3 g6 R[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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- C- {# L6 V- S  i$ `# A[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

' ~8 M9 ^- N; l1 n6 L[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

! ~/ E0 |" B- Z, y0 y[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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