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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
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[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
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2 \) F& g2 u8 A, x# p1 @[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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5 g7 I  q0 V, i9 o( G& w[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

. O5 N  @; [# o/ e, f0 D[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

$ y. @* m1 V) @1 @8 I8 P[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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0 J* M( d) z4 d: v[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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: k; b6 s2 s  d[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
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: Y: b0 [/ X4 s3 T[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

9 D( g: w9 c6 o: y+ H[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
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[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !

& Q. L5 E6 N$ k+ f4 n- l- ][22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
) x# Q2 Q0 r$ H1 z' F) Y( LDr : Get married.
Man : Will it help ?
Dr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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- a9 y( d1 w, L! w2 F[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
* ^; Q7 h8 O& F8 iIt's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

ginny

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