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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

1 v# I8 {  ?* M9 H# ~# B[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
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[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

5 x" u/ D& {; u7 t$ D- p[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

/ C; X8 t; d3 R3 [) u/ F: f3 [[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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! Z3 I9 Q- p+ u7 Z7 {3 ~[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
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[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
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$ Q" U7 a# Z; {) m4 a! \8 {[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !
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[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
Man : Will it help ?
Dr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

& _  P% s, Q0 p3 l2 J4 T[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

% ^! `2 t0 c0 ^- t( q[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

2 |0 d: z; W2 `9 ^% `[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
) g, v6 i+ A; Q  B: c. e. yIt's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
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* \  S) ]+ i% ^2 w; Y2 A$ I[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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