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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
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[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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& c- ]$ t5 |8 R$ _) z% ?[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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4 S$ C* V7 k8 G1 J; `% S[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
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[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
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6 s8 q, D$ x5 z6 B[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

' D5 v- h# S# k. |  `8 h" A[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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. M3 X7 @4 }: Y! _: r& \* q[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

* B  S& z" m5 _& T, L$ d; Q: ][16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

1 f: ~4 n5 |5 y8 ]9 h[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
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6 }( T6 _) n$ k! ]3 [8 I! j[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !

) e4 O( b  \$ l( X% r[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
Man : Will it help ?
Dr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
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[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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5 h7 N1 j5 h6 ?0 T9 c[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
1 v2 T! D! I% k) D% p$ x0 jHusband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

+ |% c1 z( r8 Q7 `2 f3 u# R) _1 c[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
. I  K  q6 `# Q# [3 E, [0 [7 AIt's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

; M+ Y, j: w4 |: ~& v[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
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[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

ginny

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