GREETING CARDS THAT NEVER GOT PRINTED

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I always wanted to have someone to love.  And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
" \/ D# J6 ~8 P5 `) d! m(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

5 R" F, N( h- L: Q; IAs the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
+ W3 D/ U; F  F7 j(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
) _) |; C4 `0 A  A6 Z/ M4 D(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
+ B5 @# u3 s6 }# ~( A1 R2 o! k9 J# l" w(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

. B9 x: K# W* V1 M4 GYou are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
! U; [& o  S- j5 a( @( y  z* C(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
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Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking
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6 t( g0 u$ l# F. v- S* S) KThank you for being part of my life.....
(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.  
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Hooray.....
( ]- M) L1 q. O(Inside card) - You're divorced.
I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.
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; ?! K" U3 ~) Y4 V' Z4 gCongrats on getting married...
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.
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Someday I hope to marry...
' U( a0 X9 k. w1 M1 y(inside card) - Someone other than you.

We have been friends for a very long time...
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?
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8 s, s" O( w& W: {# U8 |2 [0 z4 TAND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:

Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
( ?6 S# x" n; D) m* f* x(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
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: [' z, h1 N, ?& w" {7 mWhen we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
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Lastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:
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Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
( W" i- V: `8 U7 D1 H1 k* p- Z(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
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