Funny Chinglish - Updated

sammy

People mountain people sea.
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Good good learning day day up
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[ 本帖最后由 sammy 于 2007-5-8 20:55 编辑 ]

sammy

四喜丸子 – Four glad meat balls（四个高兴的肉团）
6 Y( r8 }: s' z8 c% _( W; F* D3 G6 {- I" e童子鸡 – chicken without sex (还没有性生活的鸡)
麻婆豆腐 – tofu made by woman with freckles (一脸雀斑女人做的豆腐)
% t+ H# a5 C/ s; z% ?! X# B) Q红烧狮子头 – red burned lion head (烧红了的狮子头)
猴魁茶 – Number one monkey tea （第一只猴子茶）
看着好玩儿，又启迪心智，何不再加几道菜凑一桌？
$ j7 ~% {8 I% D4 _6 e' j2 W炖老母鸡 - stewed chicken with sex (炖有过性生活的鸡)
木须肉 – wood mustache meat (木头胡子肉)
醋溜鱼 - vinegor skiing fish (醋海中滑行的鱼)
, o; N) W9 b# q0 v4 G7 g! a3 s9 w0 G醉蟹 - drunk crab (喝高了的螃蟹)

maomaomimi

给你补充2个:D :D :D

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sammy

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
给你补充2个:D :D :D

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xiexie!!
$握手$ $握手$

chemicalromance

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表

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pripa

奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:
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sammy

原帖由 pripa 于 2007-5-9 00:43 发表
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one car come one car go, two cars "ping" "ping", people die.$汗$

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