Joke of the day(to congratulate)

pepperl

:D :D The Aging Explorer:D :D          
       
  ]2 r8 A- Q$ @0 f+ OA young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
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- g9 h! ~" ]# m! y% Q: ~6 T8 {! T8 r$ \The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."
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The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."

! D1 J) f2 t( z* [" v, E: u$ mThe old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went ROARRRR!" :D:D :D :D   :cool: :cool:

[ 本帖最后由 pepperl 于 2007-4-30 15:08 编辑 ]

pepperl

:D :D :D :D :D