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:D :D The Aging Explorer:D :D ) @; Z9 \1 u/ g( u) G' ]3 }
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A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
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0 w, {: f3 Y# z' p" EThe old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."4 I/ [8 `5 d/ N3 H2 z: i
1 w( @ f0 o0 l1 u; jThe reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."& K; E5 Z2 J# h f3 r
8 s1 C6 `6 E7 r5 w D1 B2 mThe old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went ROARRRR!" :D:D :D :D :cool: :cool:
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[ 本帖最后由 pepperl 于 2007-4-30 15:08 编辑 ] |
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