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Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
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, B1 ?; r+ K4 C# C/ A8 cStudent: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
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Teacher: Please tell us.
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& k+ M3 n& x* a  E4 g( ^( aStudent: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.




2 V+ K  B% u8 K, t1 mA physics Examination
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* }0 p: S/ l! J2 nOnce in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

9 ~: n/ H, k1 m. f4 n. R/ ^$ @The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
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Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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