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Two birls
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Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
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0 b" |. \* H! U" d% U( KTeacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

  k, q% L8 Z( h% k& X' Y; C8 EThe question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

2 [& H, u! h/ l5 J# f5 ANick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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